Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Haiku for a crunch cone

Unrelenting heat.
Humidity melts my brain
Dairy Queen. Right. Now.


Friday, July 27, 2007

Oops I wrote it again

There once was a girl named Whiskey
She liked to be a little risky
She shaved her head
Threw tantrums instead
and renamed herself...Britsky


Nothing Posted - Nothing Gained

Empty Blog,
No one contributes.
The blank space, a black whole in my mind.
You're like the sound of one hand clapping.


Friday, July 20, 2007

Ode to a Nasty Monkey

I went to the zoo,
the monkeys threw poo.
I DO NOT like monkeys!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Ode to the Amateur Poet Blogspot

What a wonderful suggestion,
it goes without question,
that something so wonderful
should be thought up.
I'll try to post regularly,
as my life is full of parody,
though my poetry lacks the ability
to fill a dixie cup.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

I turned
Twice earned
Never learned

ps - nice monkey ass


Sunday haiku x2

My sweet new red heels
I want to kiss and lick you,
but that would be wrong.


Sunday bloodies yum
I feel warm fuzzy lazy
Barkeep one more please.